Treat your Spice Loss symptoms at the Slim Jim Pharmacy. Here you'll find a range of man-medicine to cure your most embarrassing manmergencies.
Standard Treatment:
Slim Jim Steakhouse Strips
When Spice Loss hits hard, like after sitting through some really bad spoken word poetry, it takes something much more powerful than beef jerky to repair your Man Gland. Slim Jim Steakhouse is just what our "doctors" are prescribing in such a manmergency. Thick, tender, moist cuts of beef will get you back on track. Yeah, that's right—we said moist.
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