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After analyzing the results of this highly complex self-examination, The Center For Spice Loss has determined that you are suffering from:
Symptoms:Extreme levels of Male Spice Loss can be brought on by traumatic, pride-damaging experiences like weekend antiquing trips, yoga retreats and networking seminar luncheons. Victims may experience a loss of self, and in extreme cases could suffer a Spice Attack that requires a Spice Transplant or other manmergency surgery. Please consult a local Spice Loss professional immediately before going on a DARE stick treatment.
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