Spice Loss Therapy - Meg Turney

What is Male Spice Loss?

The Stages of Male Spice Loss

Signs of Optimal Spice Level
Treatment Sausage Bites

1st Degree Spice Loss Symptoms

  • CUTTING BACK ON BRO-TIME
  • LOSS OF VIDEO GAME SKILLS
  • CALLING IT AN EARLY NIGHT
  • SETTING LONG-TERM GOALS
  • MANSCAPING

Treatment

Slim Jim SAUSAGE BITES

For moderate Spice Loss treatment, visit the Slim Jim Pharmacy.

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Signs of Optimal Spice Level
Treatment Steakhouse Strips

2nd Degree Spice Loss Symptoms

  • SHOPPING EXCURSIONS
  • THOUGHTFUL GIFT-GIVING
  • COUPLE'S PADDLEBOAT RIDES
  • SHAKESPEARE IN THE PARK
  • GRATUITOUS SPOONING

Treatment

SLIM JIM STEAKHOUSE STRIPS

For severe Spice Loss treatment, visit the Slim Jim Pharmacy.

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Signs of Optimal Spice Level
Treatment Dare Giant Sticks

3rd Degree Spice Loss Symptoms

  • NETWORKING SEMINARS
  • BABY SHOWERS
  • MINI-VAN OWNERSHIP
  • COUPLE'S YOGA CLASSES
  • MORTGAGE PRE-APPROVAL

Treatment

SLIM JIM DARE GIANT STICKS

For extreme Spice Loss treatment, visit the Slim Jim Pharmacy.

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