What is Male Spice Loss?
As dudes mature into guys, the pressures of adult responsibility, full-time employment and maintaining a meaningful relationship begin to take their toll. Menergy levels decrease and Male Spice Loss starts to set in.
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Is there a cure for Male Spice Loss?
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The Stages of Male Spice Loss
Optimal Spice Level
Symptoms:
- TAKING UNNECESSARY RISKS
- PROBLEM WITH AUTHORITY
- PUNCTUALITY NOT A CORE STRENGTH
- WEARING FLIP-FLOPS 24/7
- EATING SLIM JIMS FOR BREAKFAST
Mild Spice Loss
Symptoms:
- TEXTING EMOTICONS
- WAXING ANYTHING
- PLANNING PICNICS
- CUTTING BACK ON BRO-TIME
- LOSS OF VIDEO GAME DEXTERITY
Moderate Spice Loss
Symptoms:
- SHARING AN ENTREE
- STARTING A BOOK CLUB
- GETTING INTO WORLD MUSIC
- CALLING IT AN EARLY NIGHT
- SETTING PERSONAL GOALS
Severe Spice Loss
Symptoms:
- FURNITURE SHOPPING
- PADDLEBOAT RIDES
- THOUGHTFUL GIFT GIVING
- DINNER PARTIES
- GRATUITOUS SPOONING
Extreme Spice Loss
Symptoms:
- COUPLES YOGA CLASSES
- NETWORKING SEMINARS
- BUILDING A CUSTOM TEDDY BEAR
- TANDEM BIKING
- BABY SHOWERS






