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What is Male Spice Loss?

What is Male Spice Loss?

As dudes mature into guys, the pressures of adult responsibility, full-time employment and maintaining a meaningful relationship begin to take their toll. Menergy levels decrease and Male Spice Loss starts to set in.

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The Stages of Male Spice Loss

Signs of Optimal Spice Level

Optimal Spice Level

Symptoms:

  • TAKING UNNECESSARY RISKS
  • PROBLEM WITH AUTHORITY
  • PUNCTUALITY NOT A CORE STRENGTH
  • WEARING FLIP-FLOPS 24/7
  • EATING SLIM JIMS FOR BREAKFAST
Signs of Mild Spice Loss

Mild Spice Loss

Symptoms:

  • TEXTING EMOTICONS
  • WAXING ANYTHING
  • PLANNING PICNICS
  • CUTTING BACK ON BRO-TIME
  • LOSS OF VIDEO GAME DEXTERITY
Signs of Moderate Spice Loss

Moderate Spice Loss

Symptoms:

  • SHARING AN ENTREE
  • STARTING A BOOK CLUB
  • GETTING INTO WORLD MUSIC
  • CALLING IT AN EARLY NIGHT
  • SETTING PERSONAL GOALS
Signs of Severe Spice Loss

Severe Spice Loss

Symptoms:

  • FURNITURE SHOPPING
  • PADDLEBOAT RIDES
  • THOUGHTFUL GIFT GIVING
  • DINNER PARTIES
  • GRATUITOUS SPOONING
Signs of Extreme Spice Loss

Extreme Spice Loss

Symptoms:

  • COUPLES YOGA CLASSES
  • NETWORKING SEMINARS
  • BUILDING A CUSTOM TEDDY BEAR
  • TANDEM BIKING
  • BABY SHOWERS
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